Monday, January 24, 2011

Old People Say the Darndest Things

That's about what my belly looks like these days.

To go along with that....

Old People Say the Darndest Things

It's true. Here's a sampling of what I have heard from my patients at work this last week.

Patient: "Hi, Baby!" *pats my belly
"Hi Baby!" *pats my bum*
"A baby in a baby!"

As I'm leaving her room... Patient: HAPPY PREGNANCY!!
Is this some sort of new holiday greeting?

Another patient predicted my baby would weigh between 9 and 10 lbs.
No thank you.

And... the gem of the week.....

Patient: Was your baby a big surprise?
Me: Yes.
Patient: Why?
Me: Ummm.... why what?
Patient: Why were you surprised? Don't you have a husband? Don't know KNOW what happens?
Me:....... *silence*

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